All Bad News Considered
Shoppers' Credit Cards Were Compromised, and an EPA Official Stole Thousands of Taxpayer Dollars
This week, thousands of Target shoppers discovered their credit card information had been corrupted, a judge sentenced an EPA official to 32 months in prison for stealing taxpayer money, and the Sister Wives cast's lawsuit invalidated parts of...
Uruguay Legalized Pot, and a French Man Went to Jail for Selling Defective Breast Implants
This week, California arrested a pervert who runs a revenge porn site, a rich kid killed four people and walked away with probation, and a judge sentenced a French businessman to four years in prison for selling defective breast implants.
Google Stalked Santa Claus and a Website Ranked States by Their Average Penis Size
This week, Google launched a website that tracks Santa Claus's location, some idiots ate raw beef in the name of tradition, and a website named Condomania.com ranked states by their residents' average penis size. As you can probably tell, it was a...
Police Shot a Black Friday Shoplifter and New J.D. Salinger Stories Leaked
Because this week was Thanksgiving, I worried I would have no bad news to recap. Thankfully, cops shot a shoplifter on Black Friday, the producer of The Bachelor went H.A.M. on an old lady, and some asshole leaked J.D. Salinger stories.
Al Qaeda Accidentally Beheaded the Wrong Person and Models Rigged a Big Butt Contest
This week, al Qaeda accidentally beheaded an al Qaeda member, models tried to rig a big butt contest, and China closed its prison labor camps.
A Nerd Stole Bitcoins and Rand Paul Plagiarized Wikipedia
This week, Rand Paul plagiarized Wikipedia, UNESCO revoked the United States and Israel's voting privileges, and a nerd stole $1.04 worth of Bitcoin. It was once again, a dark week for America.
Google Built Barges and Scientists Produced Link-Bait
This week, Penn State paid-off the 26 boys Jerry Sandusky molested, Texas played topsy turvy with its abortion laws, and a crazy person shot a TSA agent. In other words, it was another terrible week in America! Here's all this week's bad news in a...
Facebook Beheadings, Obamacare Controversy, and More Bad News
A 12-year-old shot up his school, the Obamacare site continued to malfunction, and a jerk posted a video of a beheading on Facebook. Once again, it is a bad week in America. Here's all this week's bad news.
This Week's Bad News in a Thousand Words or Less
Who remembers Dogmageddon, the weekly round-up of news about organized religions ruining the world? I'm back! Except this time, instead of examining religion, I’m recapping the news a.k.a. a wide swath of terrible people doing terrible things for no...