Hot Dog and the Lady Bun
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - How to Stay a Virgin
Tell him you’ll make him a pumpkin loaf that is even better than sex! Then let him fuck a pumpkin loaf.
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Saying I Love You
"Remember when I said I had puppy love for you? Well, I killed that puppy. In a bag. With a hammer."
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - First-Date Prep
There's a lot of things that go into deciding how to get ready for a first date: What to wear, what cologne to choose, how much you're going to mention that your grandparents were probably Nazis, etc.
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Imaginary Relationships
We all find a picture of a girl online, create a personality for her, and then tap her phone. It's all part of this crazy thing we call love!
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Online Dating Advice
Try setting your relationship status to "It's Dumplicated."
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Reading Between the Lines
You have to remember, men are from Mars and women are from a real fucked-up place with a lot of crying.
Hot Dog and The Lady Bun - All Aboard the Dating Train
Fancy a lady who's wearing pants? Point to her crotch and ask, "Is there an express train to that stop?"
Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Dating Advice
We answer your pathetic questions about dating, loneliness, and your inevitable failure.