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The Hangover News
One man refused to shake another man's hand this weekend, but you were too busy shaking uncontrollably in a corner to notice.
The Hangover News
Some hackers traded drugs and guns on the internet this weekend, but you were too busy infuriating them with your active social life to notice.
The Hangover News
Politicians argued about how poor the poor should be this weekend, but you were too busy working triple shifts to notice.
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Some bad decisions involving boats were made this weekend, but you were too hungover to notice.
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Liars, killers, tyrants and the rain still exist in 2012, but you're probably still too hungover to notice.
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Lots of confusing things happened this weekend, but you were too hungover to notice.
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The Americans and the British annoyed each other this weekend, but you were too hungover to notice.
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The Daily Mail scared the shit out of themselves this weekend, but you were too drunk to notice.
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The French and the British have been fighting this weekend, but you were too hungover to notice.
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Much of the world was #Occupied this weekend, but you were too busy occupying disabled toilets to notice.
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British sex was getting more dangerous this weekend, but you were too hungover to notice.