Girl Eats Food: The Cookbook
Joanna Fuertes-Knight has been teaching you guys how to cook for so bloody long now, that we thought she deserved her own VICE.com cookbook.
So, finally, here is a compendium of every meal she's ever poured her blood, sweat and tears into on this here website.
We'll be updating it weekly with her new recipes, so don't forget to bookmark it.
It'll be just like you're hanging out with The King, shitting yourselves to death in Heaven.
It's "rustic" food, but not for pricks.
These make Zooey Deschanel look like that chick who got boned to death by a horse.
A hideously delicious corruption of Italian food that will make Mama cry.
Here's yet another opportunity to binge eat in the name of Jesus.
Happy 100th birthday, mighty Oreo!
Everyone eats pig fat slathered in baby food now, it's credit crunch chic.
Featuring the most ingenious use of water-bombs since filling them with piss.
Did you know Luther Vandross invented a donut burger when he was wasted?
A Shrove Tuesday dish so good you could lure Jesus out of the desert with it.