Hello you,I've been eating frozen chicken nuggets for this g'damn review column, and the gurgling heartburn I've experienced over the last few days has led me to chomp Tums like they were as tasty and plentiful as the nuggets that caused my stomach acids to go into overdrive.Chicken nuggets were invented by a Cornell professor in 1950. Mcdonalds had Tyson Foods create their McNuggets in 1979. Chicken nuggets are made by grinding up all the inedible parts of the chicken into a slurry, and then breading them to disguise the grossness. Chicken nuggets are primarily chicken fat unless you're getting the fancy stuff. Now that I've paraphrased Wikipedia's article on chicken nuggets, here are reviews of four things I shouldn't have eaten but did.
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Banquet - Chicken Nuggets with Mac & Cheese
Applegate Naturals - Chicken Nuggets
Perdue - Chicken Breast Nuggets
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GRADE: A
Tyson - Chicken Nuggets
That's it for this week. Check back next week to see what I've punished or blessed my body with. In the meanwhile, you can see more things on my Instagram. Happy eating everybody!