Beauty School Dropout
The Beauty School Dropout Party Season Quiz
Don't dream of humiliating yourself in front of everyone who's important to you without taking it first.
What's Scarier: A Rudeboy, a Skinhead, a Givenchy Coke Dealer Or a Smiling Goth?
I need a friend who terrifies people, and I need him right now.
I Made Our Interns Humiliate Each Other for Halloween
Originally, I wanted to personally humiliate our interns by dressing them up in the stupidest and most degrading costumes I could think of. Unfortunately, the killjoys in our HR department said I'm not allowed to do that, so instead I just gave them...
How to Look Hot at the Gym
Oh what, you thought the gym was a "safe zone"? You're a woman; there are no safe zones. Just waking up? Why aren’t your eyelashes tinted and curled, you pig? In the hospital having a transplant? Doesn’t mean your nails shouldn't be so shiny that you...
Domestic Bliss Is Overrated
Here's why you don’t need to make your own macaroons: You don't have enough time.
I Tried and Failed to Dress Like Alabama Worley
Sorry, Tony Scott, I guess you just made 'True Romance' too cool for me.
How To Never Look Bad in a Photo Again
Max-out your photogenic potential by dribbling and rolling deep.