• Gagging on Jizzum

    Regardless of my displeasure of swallowing, most of the porn-addled millennial men you run into these days think girls gobbling man-milk is a given. They don’t understand that swallowing something that tastes like a raw oyster might not be super...

  • How to Fake an Orgasm (A Guide for Dudes)

    It's ridiculous for a guy to even try to fake an orgasm. I mean, there’s hard fucking evidence of a dude’s climax, making it mind-numbingly obvious when he doesn’t. I’ve only experienced a dude attempting to fake an orgasm once, and it was probably the...

  • Why Period Sex Is the Best Sex (and Should Probably Be Mandatory)

    There’s a moment in every relationship, whether it’s the first date or a year later, when the question of period sex comes up. And a man’s answer tells me everything I need to know about him.

  • Where Your Dude Likes to Cum and What it Says About Him

    Gone are the days where everything you needed to know about a man was in his kiss. I’d venture to say that it’s in his jizz, or more specifically, where he jizzes. Whether he’s jacking himself off, you’re jacking him off, you’re screwing, or giving him...

  • Panty Pops

    I don’t know a whole lot about religion—aside from the fact that Easter candy is delicious and I thank God for it every April—but I imagine that the feeling that watching Panty Pops gives you, where the subject is so heavy that you just need to take a...

  • Cum Vs Moisturizer

    Prepare for some crust.