The Putti

Anyone who was fired from the

for shooting dope on the prime minister’s private jet just screams “good guy.” His books are about stuff like a woman growing a penis and raping her abusive husband (

) and an insane cab driver who writes a book of mad diatribes that is revered as religious scripture 500 years in the future (

). I mean, he’s Will Self. It’s a pretty big deal.

Story read by: Gary Fairfall, a man from Scotland.

like warts

He must’ve gone back to the hotel

biglietti

not quite yet

© Will Self, 2008