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Grumpy Fridays With Kelly McClure - The World's Most Powerful Douche Lords

Forbes released their list of most influential celebs and I literally hate everything.

Oh good. Forbes released their list of the top 100 most powerful celebrities and I was curious to see which musicians they chose for this very important honor, so I took a little looky-loo and was unsurprised by how nauseous their selections made me. It’s like reading xoJane and being not surprised to come across a post about someone not being able to handle their own life. Certain things are just a given.

Okay, so let’s go through this list and have some thoughts:

1)  Jennifer Lopez
Is this because people’s grandmas probably know who she is?  Does being known by townies, Walmart shoppers, and grandmas make a person powerful? I’m confused.

2)  Justin Bieber
I think people just like Justin Bieber so they can have a safe, still Christian way to think about lesbians.

Find out the rest of the list over at Noisey.