In a week when Donald J. Trump officially became leader of the free world, I restricted my media diet exclusively to celeb tweets. This is what I learned.
Heads up: 2017 isn't going to be any better.
"Sean Penn. He's a lovely bloke. But I tell you what, he can look after himself."
'I've had an agent call me to tell me that his client punched his girlfriend in the face, but he's sorry and he's willing to speak to the media about it – for a fee.'
"Cannes isn't about the movies. It's about branding, about banks, fashion, jewelry, drinks... It's one big brothel. Actors, they're all whores."
Christopher Puzin has five hawks patrolling the town's waterfront hotels, making sure pigeons and seagulls keep the fuck away.
We spoke to Kevin Blatt, the king of celeb porno, to find out how his business works and how the sex tape industry is developing.
Miriam Margolyes is here and she's going to haunt your sleep.
Twenty-seven years after she transformed herself from a Canadian model into a bombshell all-American celebrity, Pam Anderson is trying another transformation.
He's got a big novelty certificate to prove it.
Back then, I thought True Religion was the epitome of sophistication. To pay $167 for a pair of jeans had to be cosmopolitan.