Jamie Taete's Internet Landfill

"MARLEN TO ME IS A THIRSTY BITCH"

I'm not 100 percent sure why this exists. I think it was made by the owner of an unbelievably lame milkshake shop in LA as a pilot in the hopes it would be picked up by a TV network.

I've been trying to think of what the most depressing part of this is for a while now. Just when I think "they say we're the black Kardashians" is the worst thing about it, something like "Brittany is high risk for me. The girl is a drama queen" or "I'm dealing with the world's media" comes along, and I'm back at square one. I guess just watch it. But maybe do some hand stretches first if you want to avoid getting hand cramps from all the involuntary fist clenching.

TYNE AND WEAR METRO CELEBRATED ITS 30TH BIRTHDAY, EVERYBODY

Why the fuck are people still occupying St Paul's when their tax money is also being spent on this kind of garbage? #OccupyTheBBC

They should take a leaf out of Ghana's book. They know how to make a film that the people wanna see.

Ditto America.

SOMEBODY'S MUM DID SOMETHING THAT WAS NOT AGE APPROPRIATE

The other day, I had to give my mum my email address over the phone. She didn't know what the "@" symbol was, so I described it to her as "that little 'A' with a circle around it." She told me she knew what I meant. When I got to her house a few hours later, I saw that she'd written my email down right, but in place of the "@" symbol, had actually drawn one of these:

My point is, I'm glad my mum isn't cool and down with the youth. Because it could spiral into the above video. And the above video is really upsetting me.

COURTNEY LOVE BEHAVED LIKE THE WORST PERSON ON EARTH. PEOPLE CHEERED.

Can you imagine trying to explain this video to a time traveller from the past? How the fuck did we get to this point?

@JLCT