With their tiny legs, you'd think wiener dogs (or dachshunds, if you're a fancy lad) would be slow. NOT TRUE. These little ankle-nibblers can run faster than you and your lazy dog put together.Every year, the quickest wieners in Montreal gather at the Montreal Wiener Dog Races and sprint around on a dusty race track while their owners eat, drink, talk, and brag about how speedy their pups are. The Cute Show was there this year to cheer on these adorable athletes.