He's probably still a million times more ambitious than you were at 15 though.
A lot has changed in the decade since DannyGirl started shooting escort ads in Montreal.
Quebec's prisons have seen an increase in drone traffic and at least one helicopter jailbreak in recent years.
This is how I learned to love the sharing economy.
Hanging out with the most misunderstood pets in the world.
We spoke to Montreal photographer Yannick Fornacciari about his latest series.
When you've delivered over 2,000 orgasms in three years, you learn a thing or two about getting people off.
While it still occupies a confusing place of semi-legality in much of the city, the legalisation of skateboarding in Peace Park is a huge win.
There's evidence that the notorious gang is preparing to build up its membership again after being hit by a series of major raids in 2009.
I went to my mother's house with a fire lit under my ass, and before the door had even closed behind me, I blurted out, "Who is Emile Zarbatany?"
What was supposed to be a show of force for the anti-Islam movement ended up being the exact opposite when PEGIDA supporters refused to show their faces.
The first single from the project gets some visuals.