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Republicantics - The Violence Against Women Crap
In a great big win for all of us on the Right, the most glorious and wonderful news of all time has emerged from Congress: the 1994 Violence Against Women Act might not be reauthorized! Hooray!
Republicantics - Equal Pay for Equal Jerks
Historical documents prove that God created woman by taking a rib from man. The least we can do in return is ensure a quarter of our work is pro bono.
Republicantics - Winning the War on Women
"The New Republic" has published a nasty little treatise that attempts to shift some of the GOP's hard-earned anti-women credentials over to the Democraps. How DARE they.
Republicantics - Screw You, Wisconsin
Rick Santorum is inarguably America's best chance for surviving God's wrath during the 2012 apocalypse, but don't expect the devil-worshippers of Wisconsin to recognize that fact.
Republicantics - The Healthcare Guide for People Who Don’t Want Healthcare
Inside this post is the insurance-free cure to everything that could possibly go wrong with your personal temple to God.
Republicantics - John McCain Hates America
Today, my fellow conservatrons, we have a new enemy. And just like Judas and Bill Buckner, he's on the good team.
Republicantics - Opening Remarks From Louis CK’s Potential RTCA Dinner Replacements
Michele Bachmann, Newt Gingrich, and Rick Santorum want to show off their yucks at the Radio and Television Correspondents' Dinner.
Republicantics - Santorum's Guide to Sex
While women impregnated by rapists will be forcibly required to bear their rapist's offspring, they will also be rewarded with a lifetime of free waffle fries at Chick-fil-A.