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Well, that’s what they’re there for, right?Very true. No argument here. Anything else you want to add?
Not really.Great. Thanks, Ralph.

It is.Are you Ben’s girlfriend?
No.So have you ever seen what he’s working with?
I think I did once when we were drunk at a party.

Ben, 26, recruiter: Oh yeah. I’m working on a new one, maybe a crocodile or a dragon. Or a lizard of some sort.Yeah, going reptilian seems the next logical step.
Yeah. I’m going to start a blog to get some ideas about my next move.Your mother must be very proud.
Yeah. Well, my father even more so because it came from him.Ah, that's nice.

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Yeah, he whips out his dick and puts it in between his balls so it looks like a hamburger. The last time he did it it was in front of his family. His grandmother saw, his aunt, the dog, the cat – everyone saw.Ah yes, the old cock contortions at family gatherings trick. I find it interesting that everyone telling me about their friend’s genitals and not their own. Are you sure you’re not just talking about yourself?
No way, man. Mine are too tiny to do anything with.

Really? Well, how about this – I’ll try and help you out. I relax.Okay.
Yeah. Sometimes, if I’m stressed, I’ll leave work early and I’ll go for a swim and maybe have a beer.What does this have to do with your genitals?
No, you see, I have high cholesterol. So that’s why I do those things. And yoga, I do a little yoga as well. Everyone drinks way too much; I just relax.Okay, that all sounds very zen. But I’m just trying to figure out if this is a big metaphor for what you can do with your genitals.
I don’t know if I’ve answered your question.You haven’t. But thank you anyway, Ray, you’ve given me a lot to think about.Previously - What's the Most American Way to Celebrate the Fourth of July?