ALSO, YOUR TEETH LOOK YELLOW

Black light nowadays is mostly only used to check for valid identification and "protein" stains in hotel rooms…and now it's used to check out asses squished into Diesel's new line of denim. Their outlandish new side project is geared towards the kind of person that wants to rage 24/7 without going home to shower or change (aka college students). During the day the jeans and t-shirts seem like your regular go-to garments, but under black lights they magically transform into rave-friendly gear. For guys the jean back pockets reveal gnarly tribal dragon decals that remind me of hip-hop pervert Sisqo. But the ladies denim turns a cool electric blue with little disco ball mirrors on the legs, which look more like Tetris puzzle pieces than anything Mariah Carey would want to dance under. Worn with the right top the pants can be made to look less "I'm from Lawng Eyelan" and more "I live above 14th Street."