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Performance Enhancer: Oscar Pistorious legs


Performance Enhancer: Lamb testicles

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Performance Enhancer: Bodysuit

Performance Enhancer: Caffeine

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Performance Enhancer: Booze

Performance Enhancer: NONE


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Silver: Eating balls.
Bronze: Being a human.Conclusive stuff, I think you'll agree: Ultimately, the only thing that can make a human faster than a human is testicles. Whether it's showing yours off or just eating someone else's, it doesn't matter. Just get some balls. It's the Olympic spirit.Follow Clive (@thugclive) and Sam (@SamVoulters) on Twitter.More Olympics:We Interviewed Tommie Smith About the 1968 Black Power SaluteConfessions of an Olympic CynicThe VICE Olympics Worst Dressed ListThe VICE Guide to The OlympicsThoughts On an Opening CeremonyWe Snuck Into a Top Security Olympic ArenaHow to Deal with Olympic Tourists