
Before entering the park, visitors are welcomed by a plethora of biblical animatronics.

Come see the last supper. Ten times a day.
One of the few dining options at The Holy Land Experience.
Jesus in the flesh.
Guests can sing karaoke of their favorite religious hits in “The Theater of Life.”
I have yet to come across a company that specializes in “self -portrait cameras.”
Here is a detailed diorama of old Jerusalem and a rendering of the Western Wall.
In the gift shop Jesus encourages guests to purchase souvenirs.
The Holy Land Experience will transport your prayer notes to Israel, free of charge.
Visitors wait patiently to watch the passion play.
Jesus and an angel.
Jesus being scolded by a Roman centurion. Bad Jesus.
The actress in gray begs the Roman’s to have mercy on Jesus.
She seemed genuinely upset during the performance.
The crucifixion was well executed (pun intended). However, the crane's presence really took me out of Golgotha.
Jesus is resurrected from the dead. Dance party ensues.
The park contains an abundance of flat screen televisions.
During lunch a Roman centurion questions my cousin about her faith.
Jesus welcomes children to Noah’s Ark Theater.
Here is Jonah and a fish. The fish bears a striking resemblance to the Disney character "Nemo."
An octopus protects a mysterious orifice.
An employee ushers guests into the last supper.
Some freak drinks his coffee through a straw at the last supper.
Jesus directs some lost visitors.
Jesus showcasing His microphone headset.
Karaoke in “The Theater of Life.”
An authentic Jew.
Double rainbows are explained at The Holy Land Experience.
Another cardboard Jesus.
A visitor seeks Jesus' advice on adoption.
The second crucifixion of the day is held indoors (more musical numbers are added).
Some visitors are brought to tears by the realistic portrayal of Jesus’ crucifixion. Ha.
Later on Jesus invites us to his home. We still don’t know his name and he seems very comfortable being called “Jesus.”
He has an affinity for animal print.
Jesus' pad is a real panty dropper.