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REST IN VINYL

Losing someone you love is a total bummer. It's even worse than opening the fridge to find that your stupid roommate drunk all your good juice. Thankfully, science has found a way to keep the spirit of your loved ones alive forever, as LPs. For the low, low price of $6,000, And Vinyly will miraculously transform your cremated pet, person, or body part into a playable record. For an added fee, And Vinyly will write music to lathe into your plasticy remains. For those of you interested in making a cultural statement with your ashes, we've put together the perfect 24 minute playlist—the maximum play length offered by And Vinyl—to be sprinkled inside of. Take a listen.

[audio:http://vicerecords.com/download/09 I fuck the dead.mp3, http://vicerecords.com/download/03 Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell.mp3, http://vicerecords.com/download/09 My Shit's Fucked Up.mp3, http://vicerecords.com/download/Track No09.mp3, http://vicerecords.com/download/One Day U Here.mp3, http://vicerecords.com/download/01 Creepy crawl 1.mp3]

GG Allin and the Scumfucs - "I Fuck The Dead"
The Stooges - "Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell"
Warren Zevon - "My Shit's Fucked Up"
UGK - "One Day"
Necro - "Creepy Crawl"