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Air Conditioning Slays: A Timeline

About this time last year, during a similar heat-wave (95 degrees, about 70-percent humidity), I took all of my jeans and sweatshirts, soaked them in water, and put them in the freezer overnight. At which point I took them out and hung them on hangers...

About this time last year, during a similar heat-wave (95 degrees, about 70-percent humidity), I took all of my jeans and sweatshirts, soaked them in water, and put them in the freezer overnight. In the morning I took them out and hung them on hangers in front of the box fan whose presence I hadn’t left in days. I sat their for 15 minutes as water dripped faster and faster onto the floor, said fuck it, and walked down to an air conditioned bar.

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The ancient Egyptians had no such luxury. Neither did the Persians. Both of which had much better schemes for DIY A/C than I could dream up. In tribute to all of the brilliant minds that led up to my current state of air conditioned bliss, I give you this timeline of great moments in air conditioning, along with some kinda stupid ones to keep things entertaining.

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