Cristiano Ronaldo, Dancing Machine

Portuguese soccer God Cristiano Ronaldo is superb at everything he does, or at least he thinks he is, and as far as he's concerned his opinion is all that matters. So it should come as no surprise that when the moment came around to produce the next commercial for his CR7 shoe line, Ronaldo thought "I will dance and I shall dazzle." And that is exactly what Ronaldo does.

It's hard to focus on the fashionable footwear when his body movement demands all of your attention, swiftly transitioning from genre to genre, never without that trademark "I know I'm hot" smirk across his perfectly moisturized face. The commercial is supposed to be selling shoes, but it's really selling an unachievable level of perfection and talent that we peasants can't help but admire. However, I do appreciate Ronaldo believing in us, insinuating that we too can shine if we wear his shoes. Continue to inspire us and dance like no one's watching, even though you know we will never stop gawking in admiration.