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Texas Bigman Capitalizes on Oklahoma State's Gravity-Absent Fumble

Somehow 6'4", 307-pound Ridgeway shifted the Earth's center of gravity.

Mason Rudolph, quarterback for No. 24 Oklahoma State, seems to have forgotten that football involves a ball. In a weird moment that would be generous to call a fumble, the ball slips from Rudolph's hands in a way that makes gravity and traction seem irrelevant. Yet, as if gravity came back to reclaim its throne, linebacker Hassan Ridgeway—a 6'4", 307 pound supernova of a human being—located the ball and moved his triumphant mass to will a touchdown.

Here is Rudolph's brush with Zero-G:

Rudolph should attend Space Camp, where Ridgeway can be a stand-in for a model of the sun. And burn the fuck out of Rudolph again.