Tim Tebow Working out for the Philadelphia Eagles

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Tim Tebow Working out for the Philadelphia Eagles

Tim Tebow is working out for the Philadelphia Eagles and, God, I feel so alive.

The NFL is unstoppable, man. With the NCAA Tournament a day away and most of the country saying "bracket" every other sentence, Adam Schefter comes along whistling that whistle we all know means don't mind me and quietly drops a bomb and all hell breaks loose: TEBOW TIME. It's been in the news for a while now that Tebow was looking to get back in the game and it appears the Eagles are kicking the tires.

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Well, how about this: Former Broncos and Patriots QB Tim Tebow is working out today for the Philadelphia Eagles, a source confirmed.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 16, 2015

Touchdown Timmy's been working on his game with Tom House and he's made some (?) strides from "went from being a little inaccurate" to "throwing very accurate" and getting "real good at spinning the ball," according to House. If this workout turns into an actual deal (which is obviously a longshot, the guy hasn't played since 2012) Chip Kelly, the racist mastermind running the show in Philly these days, would find himself surrounded by…guys who have played quarterback in the NFL. Mark Sanchez, Sam Bradford, and Tebow would all be on the depth chart and that is simply delightful.

While this may feel like vindication for Stephen A. Smith's Philadelphia Aryans theory, don't get caught up in that. He's crazy and so is Chip Kelly, just for different reasons. No, this is just good old fashioned fun, like watching the world burn from the moon.