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LeBron Rifles Pass Right into D'Angelo Russell's Dick

Kobe: "That was a good time."

Lucky for you, we have four looks at this LeBron James missile pass into D'Angelo Russell's nuts. Even luckier: three of those views are either slow motion, close range, or both, so you can really get a good look at a projectile being fired into a man's penis and testicles.

Russell went down immediately, almost like when Ivan Drago murdered Apollo Creed, but the game played on for a few seconds before the Lakers had to call a timeout to check on him. He would eventually be okay, and finished the game with 15 points in 28 minutes of play. He was fine after the game, only saying that "it was tough," but he was also able to laugh about it. Another guy who could definitely laugh about it? Russell's BFF, Kobe Bryant:

"It was hilarious. It was so funny. Once I knew he was OK, the jokes write themselves. That was a good time."

You can picture it now, Kobe and Russell meeting up at some Lakers Alumni event years from now and Kobe asks him "Remember that time LeBron almost nuked your nuts? That was a good time."