Last Tuesday, a fracking well Cheveron was preparing in southwest Pennsylvania exploded. The blast shook homes, and led to a fire that lasted for days. One man is now presumed dead. However, Chevron is committed to “being a responsible member of this community and will continue to strive to achieve incident-free operations.” The company's idea of making amends was offering residents near the explosion coupons for a cheese pizza and 20 oz beverage of their choice at Bobtown Pizza.
Or, for the TL;DR version, just feast thine eyes on this GIF: