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How Chevron Blew Up South Pennsylvania and Bought Everyone Pizza, in One GIF

The oil giant's fracking well exploded, so Chevron tried to buy effected citizens off with pizza coupons. It looked a bit like this.

Last Tuesday, a fracking well Cheveron was preparing in southwest Pennsylvania exploded. The blast shook homes, and led to a fire that lasted for days. One man is now presumed dead. However, Chevron is committed to “being a responsible member of this community and will continue to strive to achieve incident-free operations.” The company's idea of making amends was offering residents near the explosion coupons for a cheese pizza and 20 oz beverage of their choice at Bobtown Pizza.


Or, for the TL;DR version, just feast thine eyes on this GIF: