Zlatan sees your desire for goals, and Zlatan does not care. Zlatan wills goals into existence on his own terms, at his own pace. And today, that pace said that Zlatan would bestow upon you three goals in 10 minutes—plus one. Is that cool with you? Doesn't matter. Because Zlatan doesn't care if it's cool with you. It's cool with Zlatan.Gooooooal quick out of the dressing room, and makes it 0-4 after HT! #Ligue1 https://t.co/xYHh2BKrFY
— beIN SPORTS USA (@beINSPORTSUSA) March 13, 2016
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Think that was amazing? Behold Zlatan's bewitchment of the ball to cause it to make a near-90 degree angle into the goal.Gooooooal!
Five-star @PSG_Inside, @Ibra_Official with that trademark karate finish. #Ligue1 https://t.co/AnzQFY6Iss
— beIN SPORTS USA (@beINSPORTSUSA) March 13, 2016
"But that goal defies physics!" you say. Physics made the mistake of defying Zlatan.And as if to say that hat tricks were the things of mere mortals, Zlatan added an extra left-footed bullet to the crime scene.IBRAHIMOVIC 0-6 ! #ESTACPSG pic.twitter.com/QB1CzKzj79
— Guillaume L (@GuillaumeL_) March 13, 2016
It's almost as if he was trying—in several attempts—to write his signature into the netting. Would that goal be so lucky.Goooooooal!
An incredible NINE goals for @PSG_Inside. @Ibra_Official grabs his FOURTH. #Ligue1 https://t.co/D4VR2aPOWb
— beIN SPORTS USA (@beINSPORTSUSA) March 13, 2016