Chevy Designed a Car So Parents Can Spy on Their Kids

Teens are always up to no good. They smoke marijuana and send dirty texts about necking and listen to god-damned rap music. Thankfully, Wired reports that the forward-thinking folks at Chevy have figured out how to keep teens in check with a new "Teen Driver" feature. It's a car accessory for parents that does things like muting the car stereo if the front seat belts are undone. There's also a speed limit control and a feature that will give parents a report of total miles driven. I don't know what kind of spoiled teen gets a 2015 Chevy as his first car, but this will at least keep him from speeding.

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