Whether you're wooing a fresh Tinder date or your spouse of 30 years, you're going to need to pull out all the stops to seal anything resembling a deal on this frozen Valentine's Day—New York City is looking at a high of 21°. We can't make sure you don't act like a total goofball, but we can make sure your GIF game is strong. Here are six heart-shaped offerings that don't suck, from favorites like Scorpion Dagger, Zolloc, and Phazed. Each work is guaranteed to convey original and off-kilter facets of your love / no-labels emotional attachment to the apple of your V-Day eye. Whether you're irreverent, subtle, street savvy, or just really appreciate rainbows, say it with a GIF.
BONUS: A sad GIF going out to all those on a date with Netflix on Sunday, courtesy Kyttenjanae.
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