For the most part, Chilean international and Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez has your typical athlete Instagram account. It's got your standard motivational slogans, shirtless selfies, and training photos. But Sanchez also has two adorable lab/goldens named Humber and Atom, and they're very good dogs.An extensive VICE Sports investigation has revealed that Humber (above, left) is the lighter colored good dog and Atom (above, right) is the yellow/golden good dog.
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I don't know how you choose your favorite athletes, but I look for ones who seem to share my general sensibilities. I can't kick a ball as far or run as fast as them, so I look for some other way to identify with their otherwise strange existence. Sanchez makes this easy, since he's obsessed with his dogs. And why wouldn't he be? They're fucking adorable.
I mean, just look at this fucking dog:
Some people say Humber is cuter. Others say Atom. All of those people are stupid because there is no reason to choose. They're both the highest order of cuteness.
I mean, this is simply the coolest dog:
Atom and Humber are most definitely two very good dogs. Maybe even the best dogs. I don't know, it's not my place to say. It is VICE Sports editorial stance that all dogs go to heaven, but it looks like Atom and Humber are already there.