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David, 32, graphic designer: That doesn’t mean anything to me.No?
Come on. No. That doesn’t mean anything. Especially when it’s religious people talking about it. It’s like, er… Mormons talking about drugs. It’s unrelated. It’s stupid.So are you glad that they weren’t allowed to put the adverts up?
Of course. But if it was me, I would ban religion. I’m open-minded, but not with religious people.

Ken, 68, caretaker: I don’t go with funny men. I go with funny women. I must be maximising something.Do you feel like you could do more?
What more could I do? I don’t want to go with men. I never fancied a man. I might fancy one of my brothers, but generally no.One of your brothers?
Wait, what are we talking about?I don't know any more.

Harriet, 26, door girl: I think so yeah.What makes you say that?
I don’t know. It’s a difficult question. I have a lot of sex with people of the opposite gender.Could you do more?
I could have more sex with more people of the opposite gender.Are you going to resolve to do that?
Yes, from now on.I’m pretty sure that’s what the Christians were hoping for.

Sarah, 27, charity PR: What do you mean by that? [laughs] I don’t think anyone’s homosexual or heterosexual, really.
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Yes.Where do you fall on the spectrum?
Probably more heterosexual and a bit the other way as well.Do you feel the need to maximise your sexual potential?
I feel the need to underplay it, if anything.Are you having too much sex?
No, I’m not saying that. But, like, you know… Is this all going to go in a magazine?Well, on a website yeah.
Oh no! My Mum and Dad might read this!

Gracie, 24, contemporary dancer: Maybe I’m not. I don’t think I am!
Ian, 29, cinematographer: Maybe we should talk to the Christians about it or something. Do you have their number?
Gracie: I’m not wearing enough dresses and having enough lady sex. Lady sex meaning with my boyfriend. You know what I mean?Yeah. So you feel like maybe you’re not conforming to gender stereotypes quite enough?
Gracie: No, not at all.
Ian: Yeah I should drink more beer and less coffee.Do you have a plan to rectify this situation?
Both: No.So if some Christians were in your face telling you to be more heterosexual what would you do?
Ian: Laugh? Raise an eyebrow? I don’t know. It’s confusing.It sure is.Previously: Would You Eat Your Family If You Crash Landed on an Island and They Were Already Dead?
