In this new regular feature, we take a ridiculous story we’ve recently heard, get all the sides of it, and then take the main players back to the scene for a portrait.Picture this: A quaint prewar walk-up on a tree-lined block in picturesque Park Slope, Brooklyn. It’s 3 AM and a drunk, naked, bewildered man who doesn’t live in the building is wandering the halls banging on strangers’ doors. A Buddhist neighbor takes pity on him.PHOTO BY BEN RITTER