A fearless everyday hero with four suction cups and nothing to lose took it upon himself to scale the side of Trump Tower in Midtown Manhattan Wednesday afternoon, New York Post reports.
The guy reportedly Spidermanned his way as far up as the fifth floor by 4 PM, drawing cops to try and talk him down and a growing crowd of onlookers watching the brave soul climb ever higher, one giant sucker after another.
At the time of publishing, the guy is still climbing. You can watch his progress live from now until the cops nab him, if you so desire. Until that happens, we can only speculate about his motives.
Is this some kind of protest? Is he an admiring Trump fan, hoping to get a glimpse inside his gilded palace? Could the climber be trying to prove that even if Trump gets that insane wall built, someone can easily just suction their way over it? Only time will tell.