High School Wrestler Lives Dream of Viciously Body Slamming His Principal

Westlake high school lit pic.twitter.com/tpQRr3Hc8F
— Dallin Achermann (@super_chef6) December 2, 2016

I don't know what Christmas Jars are at Westlake High School, but principal Gary Twitchell was literally willing to risk life and limb for them—by getting absolutely destroyed with a body slam.

During some kind of fundraiser at the Saratoga Springs, Utah school, Twitchell apparently agreed to go to the mat with a student wrestler presumably named Kawika. And Kawika destroyed the dude:

When Kawika breaks the principal in front of the whole highschool pic.twitter.com/Iqu6H1n1bk
— T² (@Tanmandaman23) December 2, 2016

Now, I know this plays out as some kind of 80's high school movie fantasy about how principals are wack and total dweebazoids—Emilio Estevez would give his left letterman sleeve to give old assistant principal Richard Vernon a suplex or two. But the 80's were another era.

I'd like to think that we're in a less petty time—that these days, we know there are far worse villains to thwart than Principle Vernon or Ferris Bueller's Principal Rooney. Plus, this Gary Twitchell (aka G-Twitch) seems like a really nice guy. He certainly didn't deserve this to have happened:

Our thoughts are with our rockstar principal. S/o for making tons of cash for Christmas Jars! pic.twitter.com/sScWDZafaV
— Westlake Drill (@WestlakeDrill) December 2, 2016

According to someone who was on the scene, he allegedly suffered a dislocated shoulder. All the best to you, G-Twitch. I'm sure you raised a lot of Christmas Jar money.

[h/t The Score for the find]