So Big Brother has shitty ratings now. Who would have thought it? Normally transferring shows to Channel Five means they're on the up. Regardless, it's clearly time that someone else moves in to fill the gaping chasms we're all going to feel in the pits of our souls when Britain's first reality success bites the dust.With that in mind, I thought I'd go and get some suggestions for replacement shows from people in the street, so I asked a bunch of them a question: What would be your perfect reality show?
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To be honest, I’d love to just see them play and make music; see how they reach their goals. Sometimes all we see is the partying side and performing for the paps.So what would the format of the show be?
Probably them on tour. So each episode would be five tour stops.Alright, I'd watch that.

Like, EDM. It would be a crazy show. Shenanigans all the time. Pranking one another.So the evolution of Jackass, but more hilarious because your friends are funny?
Not that crazy.What kind of pranks would you do?
I’m a big fan of hiding and scaring the shit out of someone. Just get them really good because the reaction is always going to be priceless.

Well, I want to see songwriters get the shine they deserve. On my show, you either write your own songs or you don’t show up to audition.
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Any hellraisers or big drinkers. I can only think of Oliver Reed, but he's dead now. I don’t know who his modern equivalent is, but I’m sure we could round some worthy celebs. .

No way. This would be sophisticated. And it would be following people from different cultures, classes and races.What would you do to amp up your ratings?
I’d probably put some celebrities in, like Justin Bieber. Some misunderstood celebrities. They’d live on campus with the students. I’d even put Miley Cyrus in. She’s going through some crazy transformation at the moment and I’m sure she’d make good TV. Also, I’d make sure I threw in a male black artist so I could have some eye candy.Previously - What's the Worst Way You've Ever Dumped Someone?