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​Suburban Alberta MP Resigns

Best of luck in your future endeavours, Stephen J. Harper.
Justin Ling
Montreal, CA
August 26, 2016, 3:16pm

Farewell, sweet prince. Photo via CP.

Stephen J. Harper, Member of Parliament for Calgary Heritage and noted recluse, announced he would be resigning his seat on Friday.

The long-time MP and noted pleated slack enthusiast announced the news over Facebook, broadcasting not-live from Parliament's historic Chair Room.