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​Suburban Alberta MP Resigns

Best of luck in your future endeavours, Stephen J. Harper.
Justin Ling
Montreal, CA

Farewell, sweet prince. Photo via CP.

Stephen J. Harper, Member of Parliament for Calgary Heritage and noted recluse, announced he would be resigning his seat on Friday.

The long-time MP and noted pleated slack enthusiast announced the news over Facebook, broadcasting not-live from Parliament's historic Chair Room.