As copy editor of VICE.com, it's my job to read every word that appears on our Webby Award–winning site and make sure everything is in its right place—that all the commas and semicolons are where they need to be, names and places are spelled correctly, and "fuccboi" is written in the proper style. Over the course of the day, some sentences from our stories catch my eye—usually because they're good or funny or odd or compelling in some way. Often they're about sex. Here they are now, presented with zero context, for the week of April 3. To find out why they exist or how they were used, simply click the link for the full story. -I replied with a picture of my dog's ass and said yes.
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