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Donald Trump Secures All Important "Bobby Night" Endorsement

Donald Trump is an idiot, Vol.: We Gave Up Keeping Track.
May 2, 2016, 3:38pm

Tomorrow is the Indiana primary and Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is out there hustling and campaigning to the very end. Last week, he was introduced at a rally by Indiana basketball coaching legend Bobby Knight, and today he revealed he also has the support of Bobby Night, which is presumably an event honoring British police officers.

Haha, just kidding. He meant Bobby Knight, but Donald Trump is a loaf of Spam that someone burped out of its can and threw a wig on. He can't be bothered to learn how to spell the names of people who come out to support him—he can't even spell the names of the cities he's visiting—and he especially has no time to learn the name of a guy who somewhat insanely called him "the most prepared man in history to step in as President of the United States."

Bobby Knight endorses @realDonaldTrump
— POLITICO (@politico) April 27, 2016

Trump—whose speeches clock in at a middle-school reading level—probably got away with one here, though. Imagine if he had secured the endorsement of Knight protege Mike Krzyzewski.