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This YouTube Sneaker Reviewer is a Comedic Genius or a Dangerous Psychopath

Brad Hall is a dude reviewing sneakers and he is either a comedic genius or a mad man.

The Sneakerhead community seems to be aware of this man, Brad Hall, but he's new to us and holy crap, is he a delight. In an incredible monotone, bordering on flat affect, Brad unboxes and reviews sneakers. Think Jared from Silicon Valley but less human. Or maybe Data from Star Trek, but less human. I don't know. Whoever he is, he fucking loves sneakers and reviews them in his pristine home. He handles the sneakers with gloves. Sometimes he uses a shoe horn and delicately places it back down on the ground when he's done. Sometimes he doesn't want to actually put the shoes on, so he does this:

Sometimes the shoebox is placed on a spinning pedastal, a Lazy Shoesan, if you will and I hope Brad will. He will go into great detail about the shoebox itself, and it's various markings. "Lets move to the bottom of the box….uh, there's a lot going on down here, but it's all good information: uh 'box made in China' in gold foil, Nike's address should you need to write in. The box top is attached and very easy to open. I like that. Excited to store these shoes in it."

He is amazing and I really want to believe he is on the level because the world needs more earnest people just doing their thing in the craziest way possible.

h/t AV Club