They said it couldn't be done. They said it defied logic. They said no man had the erectile strength to flip just one man and Joey Ryan proved them wrong. So why not prove them wrong again, with five guys?In his latest, most impressive feat, penis wrestler extraordinaire Joey Ryan has executed what is the magnum opus of dick-flips: the Quintuple D-Flip. Call it a Human Dickipede, if you will, but the man ensnared a record-breaking five men in his now-infamous wrestling hold.The mechanics are baffling. How does Joey Ryan's penis have so much magnetism that it transfers from one member to the other? Why is it that the final gentleman is flipped goofy-dicked? The world is full of mysteries, and Joey Ryan is here to elucidate them, one dick-flip at a time. Leaving no stone-hard-penis unturned.