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Is "innards porn" a thing? Is that where you perverts came up with this creation? That must be the most disturbing possibility, but is there any scenario in which this invention is conceived that isn't upsetting? "We wanted to create a home endoscopy machine for vaginas. We're democratizing science!" "Every time I use my vibrator, I really feel like FaceTiming with my friends." "We think everyone is curious about the inside of vaginas. Not, like, just inside, but deep inside. Right up in the guts."
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It makes sense that the vibrator function of this device is marketed toward vagina-having people. But the camera makes all of us potential clients, because if people want to record the insides of their vaginas with cameras, there are definitely people who also want to record the insides of their butts. So why isn't this device being marketed as such? Are the materials with which it's made up to the task of being inserted both anally and vaginally?Actually, never mind.3. You've come up with the idea for the Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator™ (somehow). But even after it's in your head, why inflict it on the world?
What possible good could this device do that would counteract how horrifying it is? Are we going to be emailing endoscopies to our doctors in two years, and avoiding cancer by doing so? If not, this object never should have been unleashed on us. Keep your dystopian sex-pocalypse ideas to yourselves.4. What's with the name? Why "Gaga"?
Is Lady Gaga behind this? It would make sense, given her creepy/sexy aesthetic. If the Svakom Gaga Camera Vibrator™ is part of Lady Gaga's bid for relevance, the Little Monsters of the world are going to flood the internet with genital selfies. All we can hope is that Tony Bennett doesn't join in.5. Why is this happening to me?
The world is a futuristic hellscape and there's no way out.Follow Tannara Yelland on Twitter.