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Not really, man, sorry. Maybe if I had today off I would care. That’s what they should do: give people the day off and then they’ll care. How come we didn’t have today off?I have no idea.
What’s the idea behind it anyway?St George was this guy who killed a dragon and led people into battle and generally made English people proud of him. So now there's a day named after him.
If you think about it, you could say that it's just a mythical holiday, couldn’t you? What’s the relevance? Did they just make this holiday up?You might be on to something here, Chris. Do you find nationalistic holidays like this ridiculous?
Well, if I got the day off I'd feel alright about it. There's nothing ridiculous about a day off.Amen.

Well, both of my parents are Irish, so I don’t consider myself to be very English, even though I’m from here.Do you feel like the holiday was manufactured because the English got jealous of how fun St Patrick's Day is?
Not really, no. It doesn’t seem to be very manufactured because you never really hear much about it. Maybe they need to manufacture it a bit more.
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Yeah, didn’t he kill a dragon, or something?That’s my understanding of it, yes.

No, I don’t think so.Then what is it exactly?
Well, I don’t really care. I only care because I went out with a guy named George once and my birthday is on the 24th, which is tomorrow.So what does this have to do with Shakespeare?
Nothing, other than the fact it’s his birthday and deathday.Oh. Okay.

I think it’s always been a thing, but no one seems to care about it.What do you attribute that to?
It’s not a bank holiday and there’s no alcohol attached to it. Mind you, I'm going to the pub tonight to have a pint of London’s Criers.Oh yeah?
Well, I’d do that anyway, I think. But that's what people should do for St George’s Day.Is a dragon-free Britain a stronger Britain?
No. I think Britain would be better off with dragons.
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I think we’re allowed to be cynical. But I don’t know – if I put a St George’s flag in my car, I think people would look at me like I’m a racist.

There are no flags in the supermarkets, so people don't know what’s going on.Do you find national holidays to be a bit over the top and ridiculous?
I don’t know. I think it might be that the English are too conservative when it comes to cheering ourselves for being great. We can cheer on the Irish, we can cheer about everyone else, but when it’s our date, it’s more, “Oh, nevermind.”So no celebration plans?
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