This little wedding video is actually very sweet—it is a wedding video after all—but it starts off a little raunchy. Former Notre Dame and current Bears quarterback Jimmy Clausen wanted to slip his new wife Jess the tongue for the post-ceremony kiss and basically no one was having any of it, certainly not Jess. "Babe, we can't tongue up at the alter. I mean, come on."The rest of the video is full of pretty standard wedding fare: old people dancing awkwardly, a big ol' ham of a wedding officiant, and the story of the meet-cute. Apparently the Clausens met on Twitter through a mutual follow—the wedding officiant. They each followed him and Clausen saw Jess in his mentions and began following her. Luckily for this Golden Domer Jess was real and on #teamfollowback. The rest is history.Still no tongue, though.h/t Darren Rovell (natch)