The second half of Sweden's European Championship match against Moldova had just begun when Zlatan Ibrahimovic bent the world to his will. First, Zlatan made it so Moldova got the ball to start the half. Then Zlatan willed the ball to Igor Armas and instructed him via telepathy and whatever other powers the omnipotent possess to pass it back to the keeper, Ilie Cebanu.One of the standard powers of the omnipotent is the ability to warp space and time so that a soccer ball that was intended to be kicked down the pitch to other Moldovan teammates is actually re-routed to the forehead of The Glorious One who chooses what he will do with it. In this case, Zlatan decided to score a goal. Then, later in the match Zlatan scored again. Here, from the play-by-play:
In all cases, Zlatan decides to score a goal.Zlatan Ibrahimovic places the penalty kick with his right foot to the lower right corner and scores!! The goalkeeper was nowhere near the shot.