A Cleveland Fan Celebrated the Cavs Win by Literally Eating Shit

This man picked poop up off the street and ate while celebrating at the Cavs parade.
June 23, 2016, 11:17pm

Cleveland fans are so happy they are eating shit with no remorse
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) June 23, 2016

I don't know what kind of shit it is, it doesn't look human, but that's not really important at this point. This is a man picking shit up off the street with his bare hands and then cramming it into his maw like some kind of feral animal on the early side of the timeline of human evolution. He then tosses another lump of shit into the air and catches it in his mouth. True story!

The scene is made even more disturbing by the wailing of women and children in the background as the beast chows down. Things were going so well for you, Cleveland. Why? Just … why?

h/t Deadspin