The debut of Cristiano Ronaldo's movie, Ronaldo—which is ASTONISHING, INTIMATE, and, DEFINITIVE—is now less than one month away. Haven't been this excited for a film since Spock and the gang reunited in The Phantom Menace, to be quite honest. Still, a month is kind of a long time to wait. Luckily we've got some leaked deleted scenes to tide us over.Here we have Ronaldo trying to get his son to introduce himself to the camera. The only problem is that Ronaldo Jr. doesn't seem to know his full name. The frustration is written all over the most chiseled face in soccer. Normally, I tend to side with children in these situations: hey, you're a kid and you've got a lot going on. Who cares what your name is, go jump around in some dirt and eat bugs or something. But this is Ronaldo's son. There are responsibilities. Such as: knowing your own ASTONISHING, INTIMATE, AND DEFINITIVE name.Get it together, kid. I'm not saying he should be ashamed of himself; he's just a kid, he probably doesn't even know what shame is yet. All I'm saying is, if you want a son who respects the name Ronaldo enough to remember it, I can be reached at sean dot newell at vice dot com or you can DM me @dontforgetmac.[Mirror]