Music critics are idiots. For instance, I'm a music critic, and I have no idea how old these children are. Are they toddlers? Do they still have gaps in their skulls? If I saw one lost in the street, would it be acceptable for me to approach it and try to help? I just don't have a scope on this kind of thing.
Because music critics are totally self-absorbed and have no knowledge of the world beyond the one subject they take far too seriously, Noisey got some children to review music instead, filmed it, and put it on the internet.
It's a simple process that bears astounding results. This week: The Cribs.Find more music-related fun at Noisey.com, or go here to check out their new(ish) YouTube channel.
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