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The Noisey Guide To Prince

Bow down to the purple sex beast.

The first time I ever listened to Prince I was dancing naked in a hotel bathroom, feeling like the finest little lady to walk this earth, the Gods of iTunes shuffle had thrown something undeniably majestic my way and I knew my hip thrusts would never be the same. My virginal ears were no match for his his sweet promises, moans and whispers, that sounded like they were riding on the backs of otherwordly cherubs…sexy, sexy cherubs. I just had to be his "Little Red Corvette".

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