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FACE TO PANTY RATIO

May 18, 2011, 9:00am

Richard Kern just sent us a mesmerizing little video called Face to Panty Ratio. There's not a whole lot to say about this one. If you like girls with pretty faces, camel toes, and asses, this is exactly what you need to get you through Wednesday morning.

We took the liberty of counting all the panty shots, face shots, and panty/face shots to figure out the ratios in Face to Panty Ratio. Unsurprisingly, the shots of panties (including a shot with a pesky shadow in the lady's sweet spot that may or may not be straight vaj) came out on top with a healthy 53 shots. Faces clocked in at 41, while faces and panties couldn't break a measly 11 frames.

Of course, our study was conducted between bites of a turkey hero, which may or may not invalidate the results. Feel free to check our work but, fair warning, there is a good chance Thurston Moore's music, combined with Kern's strobe of underwear and faces, could catapult you into a seizure.