Shut It Down: LeBron James Rumors Have Reached Their Apotheosis

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Shut It Down: LeBron James Rumors Have Reached Their Apotheosis

This LeBron madness has gone too far.

Jesus. Stop it. Just stop it right now, everyone. Yes, LeBron James is a free agent. Yes, it's all very possible that he is in fact going back to Cleveland (if Chris Sheridan, pictures of moving trucks on Twitter, and your buddy Rudy are to be believed). But can we draw the line here, at looking at fucking developer code on webpages?

Web developer friend's take on the http://t.co/dXsyYmTPNh stuff: pic.twitter.com/3d8UPEXrTj

— Matt Borcas (@mattborcas) July 10, 2014

I understand Matt Borcas's, uh, enthusiasm(?), here. He's a Cleveland guy and this would be the biggest piece of news for that city since, what, Bob Feller not dying in World War II? Still. Let's take a moment and catch our breath. This is all going to be over soon enough. Have a glass of something cool (or alcoholic) and chill the eff out. OK?

Whoa, wait. What does he mean by "stay?!"

Never mind. The sky, she is falling.