Alex Rodriguez, the lone source of power in the Yankees lineup and the only practical solution to our fossil fuel dependency, demolished a 2-0 pitch from Bud Norris in the fourth inning, sending it deep into the Camden Yards left field seats and instantly filling me with life for the first time.It was a magical moment, one I won't ever forget, and I couldn't be more excited. I am registered with Crate & Barrel and will be naming the baby Omnipotence. Thank you in advance for your congratulations and well wishes.[YES]